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[wonk]

hi its roxy
leave a message and ill get back 2

Comments

[wonk]

if i can hack drunk i can hack one handed

and i dont skip leg day

[glowsferatu]

i refuse to believe you can type with your toes
i further refuse to believe you can fight crime while typing with your toes

[wonk]

i was just gonna kick the criminals but now youve challenged me

thanks kanaya this is the best goal ive ever needed 2 accomplish

[glowsferatu]

just please dont try it in maurtia falls
id rather be spared the embarrassment

[wonk]

u have to know how im gonna answer that one

the pattern is there kanaya i kno u can see it

[glowsferatu]

is it so wrong for me to think you could possibly have enough maturity not to see every disagreement as a challenge
sorry
i know the answer to that one also

[wonk]

only when im in a good mood

dw im not actually going 2 follow through on this

if i ever had 2 hack and fight at the same time i would just get a laser handgun

[glowsferatu]

laser handguns are generally more lethal an end than most criminals should be given

[wonk]

theyre arguably safer than regular guns

theres less risk of death by exsanguination bc the lasers hot enough 2 cauterize the wounds

[glowsferatu]

thats the sort of argument that could only be made from a purely theoretical standpoint
have you ever shot a gun at an actual living person before

[wonk]

admittedly no

dont suppose u know how 2 hook a girl up w ballistics gel

[glowsferatu]

i dont know what that is but im getting the distinct impression that whatever would come from your hypothetical acquisition of it would probably not end well

[wonk]

calm down its gel that mimics human flesh

ppl test weapons on it it doesnt explode on its own

[glowsferatu]

okay
so what its a block of gelatin that you shoot at
im not sure that would effectively prove against my point

most creatures with organic bodies arent simply solid blocks of flesh
under those outer layers there are complex biological systems making that body work
so there isnt really any part of a body thats safe to fire any weapon without causing extreme damage to those systems even if bleeding isnt an issue
you cannot shoot an overheated hole through someone and expect it not to be basically the worst thing their body could have done to it
trust me on this im speaking from experience

which isnt even to mention the number of reasons cautery is not considered medically sound except in very special circumstances
especially from a tool intended more for harm than health
tissue damage that could very likely lead to necrosis and what would essentially be a guarantee of infection
there is nothing safe about it whatsoever

[wonk]

wow okay

i wont use a laser handgun on ppl then

just like robots

thatll teach me 2 stumble my ass into ur areas of expertise

[glowsferatu]

you know the sad thing is im not sure its my experience as a medical professional or as a repeatedly injured party that best informs me on this matter
but yes lets just leave any riflery out of any altercation where severe damage isnt the intention
i know exactly what that sort of restraint is like as well
when your weapon of choice is a chainsaw you tend to keep it out of commission until you fully mean to kill

[wonk]

its not even that like if u really want u can get creative w chainsaws by carvin up the walls and droppin em on ppl

unless ur chainsaw cant slice thru walls but ur hardcore i bet u can

its that now i have 2 figure out a ranged stun/knockout weapon that i can aim directly at somebody

preferably a rifle

wonder if they make taser snipers

[glowsferatu]

im sure among the numerous developers among the import populace someone must be working on some variety of non-lethal weaponry
most of them tend to be situated in de chima
i would recommend inquiring with either revan at malachor industries or peter parker with the future foundation
feel free to mention to either that i directed you towards them