But part of my body's laced with metal, so I'm used to carrying that weight around, I'm more muscle than anything else, and I'm used to wearing armor and carrying guns.
You can try to throw me. I'm heavier than you might think. And we'll take it step by step, nice and slow, which will mean you're not actually hitting me full force.
Since we don't want them doing that to each other.
[ooc: If you didn't mind that would be wonderful, thank you.]
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>50/50 sounds fine
>they can specialize later
>rikki aint gonna need much practice anyway apparently shes a fuckin superhero so
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Even superheroes have weaknesses. But she'll probably be more prepared then most, yeah.
There anything specifically you wanna make sure we go over?
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>endurance how 2 take a hit and how to fight ppl who r WAY stronger than u
>that last ones the big one
>its a giantass multiverse and like anybody @ roughly human strength is at the bottom of the ladder
>gotta compensate for that shit
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Good one.
I can show how to take a hit, and how to be the person bigger and stronger than some of them. You wanna give the tips on dealing with that?
Because I'm definitely not human.
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>how much u got over peak human strength
>i mean ur probs stronger than me anyways so it doesnt matter that much but its worth knowing i guess
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Never really measured it.
But part of my body's laced with metal, so I'm used to carrying that weight around, I'm more muscle than anything else, and I'm used to wearing armor and carrying guns.
So some.
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>rad!
>hope u kno how 2 fall
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Doesn't everyone?
More seriously, hoping I don't have to fall, but yeah, I know how.
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>whats the point of training these noobs if i dont teach em to put baddies on the ground
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One, not a baddy. Two, why don't we pair them up and have them go at each other first? Not a fan of spending the whole time being attacked.
[[ooc: did we want to put up a belated open log for this, btw? Seeing as the lesson happened on day 64?]]
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>ur a pretend baddy 4 when we gotta fight the real ones
>also dont be silly im only gonna throw u a couple times
>we gotta teach em stuff first or else they wont have any idea what to do
[ooc: sure! i can put one up if you'd like.]
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You can try to throw me. I'm heavier than you might think. And we'll take it step by step, nice and slow, which will mean you're not actually hitting me full force.
Since we don't want them doing that to each other.
[ooc: If you didn't mind that would be wonderful, thank you.]
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>i can kick anyones ass
>ill kick ur ass
>ill kick ur dogs ass
>ill kick my own ass
>also fine ill be slow since u wanna do this the lame + boring way
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I want to see you kick your own ass
And they're not gonna learn if we go too fast. It's about learning, not you attempting to beat me up.
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>u and ur "attempting" and ur "trying"
>how many giant robots did YOU beat in hand to hand
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Preferred shooting them, personally. But when they got too close... thirty? forty? Something around there.
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>WEAK
>try ten or twenty every couple months from age twelve and then come back 2 me
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Different universes, different threats. I think we can agree on that. If not, you might be the weak one.
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>its def a true fact
>it dont make u any less weak tho
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Actually, it does. I'm Garrus Vakarian, Archangel, and I kill reapers on the side.
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>well im roxy lalonde the rogue of void and i can violate the law of conservation of mass in my sleep
>also i bet sheps killed more reapers than u
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Shepard and I kill them together, thank you. Now if we're done measuring shit, was there anything else that needed to get discussed?
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>ofc not
>i always leave the dick measuring to the end
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Not what I expected for an answer, but I have to respect that.