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cdc sample revision
So I’m legit unable to decide whether this place is better or worse than my session.
[Roxy leans back, keeping her head away from the camera and her surroundings in full view. The distinctive local architecture is clear, as is a clutch of eggs directly behind her.]
Like, if you go through the session, we had Condy, we had evil Jade, we had robo-Janey, I kept getting put in Derse jail, Spiderbitch fucked Jake up, I got no fuckin’ clue what’s going on with Dirk, John disappeared again, there were those dog guys, and then I got put to sleep. But I had my friends there and Mom was there, I’m pretty sure, and I got to meet John in the first place, and he was super-cute and I was so down with that.
On the other hand, dragonmountainhellplanet has the bigass mountains, and the guns are shitty, and apparently we’re here to blow it up? Which kinda sucks major ass. Like, the majorest of asses. Ain’t no sergeant asses here. And no Mom or John or Janey. [She frowns.] What else. Oh, yeah, I ran into Callie’s brother, and—[Her face sours. Frankly, she considers that an explanation in and of itself.]—y’know. Fuck that guy. Don’t fuck that guy, he should never get space-laid and I’m pretty sure he turns into a giant snake during sex anyways. But then we got Dirk, and I saw Jake’s name on the list, I think, so that’s two of us, and no evil Jade or robot Jane or Condy, and no Spiderbitch, thank fuckin’ god. Plus, this is the biggest number of people I’ve ever seen in my life, and I think I’m still flipping the fuck out. [She bounces, grin returned to her face.] Like, I met all these cool soldiers from alternate universes, and they had awesome armor and they were super-serious and everything.
Still kinda mad about being tricked, though. Like, this entire operation is hella sketchy. Betcha I don’t get a lawyer or anything.
Anyway, I’mma have to say here's better for now, but I’m probably gonna give it at least a month. Maybe it’ll get better once the CDC gets their shit together.
[She frowns again, and stares at the camera.]
I should have an ending catchphrase. So, uh. Ro-Lal signing off, I guess!
[And cut.]
[Roxy leans back, keeping her head away from the camera and her surroundings in full view. The distinctive local architecture is clear, as is a clutch of eggs directly behind her.]
Like, if you go through the session, we had Condy, we had evil Jade, we had robo-Janey, I kept getting put in Derse jail, Spiderbitch fucked Jake up, I got no fuckin’ clue what’s going on with Dirk, John disappeared again, there were those dog guys, and then I got put to sleep. But I had my friends there and Mom was there, I’m pretty sure, and I got to meet John in the first place, and he was super-cute and I was so down with that.
On the other hand, dragonmountainhellplanet has the bigass mountains, and the guns are shitty, and apparently we’re here to blow it up? Which kinda sucks major ass. Like, the majorest of asses. Ain’t no sergeant asses here. And no Mom or John or Janey. [She frowns.] What else. Oh, yeah, I ran into Callie’s brother, and—[Her face sours. Frankly, she considers that an explanation in and of itself.]—y’know. Fuck that guy. Don’t fuck that guy, he should never get space-laid and I’m pretty sure he turns into a giant snake during sex anyways. But then we got Dirk, and I saw Jake’s name on the list, I think, so that’s two of us, and no evil Jade or robot Jane or Condy, and no Spiderbitch, thank fuckin’ god. Plus, this is the biggest number of people I’ve ever seen in my life, and I think I’m still flipping the fuck out. [She bounces, grin returned to her face.] Like, I met all these cool soldiers from alternate universes, and they had awesome armor and they were super-serious and everything.
Still kinda mad about being tricked, though. Like, this entire operation is hella sketchy. Betcha I don’t get a lawyer or anything.
Anyway, I’mma have to say here's better for now, but I’m probably gonna give it at least a month. Maybe it’ll get better once the CDC gets their shit together.
[She frowns again, and stares at the camera.]
I should have an ending catchphrase. So, uh. Ro-Lal signing off, I guess!
[And cut.]